Minge Benefits
Thursday, September 7th, 2006
Welcome to Minge Benefits where Relish take a peek into five different jobs and their subsequent perks which will have employees everywhere shouting TRIBUNAL!
In the opener, a photographer convinces the model that she needs a more varied portfolio - so expect to see plenty of oral and anal in this hot, studio based, boy girl scene. Then its off to hospital as Dr Wasmund has to discipline two of the new nurses for dirtyness around the ward. The girl’s ill repute continues in doc’s office, culminating in a hardcore threeway anal fuck fest! Then its on to the infamous casting couch. Natalia knows what to expect when she turns up for a casting and before long is tonsil deep in cock. The director is happy to give her a part - of him! Off to a dildo factory next as Jane Cockjoy is conducting interviews for her sex toy company, Unmeasured Pleasures. Jane, her assistant and interviewee quickly get to the product testing stage! Super hard girl/girl/girl scene with DP toys!. Finally, two firemen rescue a handcuffed blonde on her hen night and invite her to see their hoses in the back of the fire truck. Nat proceeds to enjoy her last few hours of freedom, indulging in some frenzied DP action!
Stars: Natalia, Lucy Love, Aaliyah, Sandra DeMarco, Tamara Noon, Natalie Heck, Amanda Pickering, Victoria Brown
Ever woken up in the morning feeling a bit ‘dicky’, a bit sore, in need of a rub from healing hands? Well, at last there is a place where every medical problem can be seen to - however big or swollen, however small or tight. Welcome to “Irregular Practice”, Britain’s sauciest surgery! Meet Doctor Hornblower, a man armed with many instruments and a loose interpretation of the Hippocratic Oath! A shy but desperate patient has come to see the good doctor complaining of an acute anal problem - his wife refuses to marry him unless he takes her up her aisle! The good doctor proceeds to demonstrate the prescribed technique for “anus fuckundus” with comely Nurse Pillage as willing volunteer! Meanwhile downstairs in the sperm bank, Mr. Stout is having trouble depositing his load in the pot provided. But he need not worry because Nurse Matilda is on hand to provide a ‘patient-friendly’ environment. Missing the pot completely, Stout hangs around for some ‘post-operative’ care as Nurse Matilda spoons his creamy spillage into her own DD cup! Back in the waiting room a pretty young girl has lost her voice. Dedicated Nurse Bateman, always more interested in the patient than their disease, offers some very alternative medicine in the shape of her damp pussy and a big pink dildo to soothe the young lady’s throat. Before long, she is utterly cured of laryngitis as she moans, groans and screams with ecstasy, and is left instead with a delightful dose of “lesbian-itis”! Upstairs Doctor Vanilla is dealing with a patient complaining of chronic hypochondria. Thinking that he only has hours to live the kindly consultant allows him to take her temperature using a three speed anal tickler that sets their pulses racing, her pussy panting and his knob throbbing! Finally, back in Doctor Hornblower’s surgery Miss Tight, a virgin, is on the couch deluded that she is a nymphomaniac. The doctor pulls out his medical “dick-ionary” and with the assistance of Nurse Pillage’s ample charms proceeds to illustrate how she is somewhat muddled with her terms. Three hours later an enlightened Miss Tight exits declaring all is not lost with our public services, “Thank heavens for the Nation’s Horniest Surgery - now I know why they call you the NHS”!